pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania)

laugh-dance-ellen:

"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

lifeislikelightning:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

except that he hasn’t even tweeted at all since the 19th?? and that was a reply.. he has just tweeted outright since the 18th.
Can people stop making these fake things?
Also… has*

lifeislikelightning:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

except that he hasn’t even tweeted at all since the 19th?? and that was a reply.. he has just tweeted outright since the 18th.

Can people stop making these fake things?

Also… has*

religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then okay? just hang in there. u’ll be okay.

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.